*gets down on one knee* will u…stop talking

(via orgasm)

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know


hello professor I can’t come to math class today lupita nyong’o was named the most beautiful woman in the world april 23rd is now a religious holiday for me

(via queenscarab)


sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

(Source: mermeme, via pizza)


why are boys hot and cute like wtf take a break

(via hancljob)

"A little talent is a good thing to have if you want to be a writer. But the only real requirement is the ability to remember every scar."
Stephen King (via feellng)


i hate having crushes as much as i love having crushes

(via jesussbabymomma)